Yes, I jerked off to your cousin, but I will fuck you both, honest!

I don't cheat for a guy, I just show my neighbor in the entryway my ass

Go ahead, fuck my girlfriend and I'll hold her hand, I'm a co-cult

Sister, for a guy would love lingerie, even I'm willing to stick it in your ass

No, honey, I'm not going on a date - I've already been fucked by a friend tonight